CHEFS AT TESTICLE COOKING COMPETITION

SERBIANS CHOW DOWN TESTICLES AT
WORLD TESTICLE COOKING CHAMPIONSHIP

www.thefrisky.com/post - Teams of chefs in Serbia have been serving up their best testicle-based dishes as part of the World Testicle Cooking Championship. The event, amazingly now in its seventh year, see gonad gourmets creating the best meals they can from boar, kangaroo and donkey balls. Testicles are supposedly rich in testosterone and some believe that they’re good for a man’s libido. Some of the dishes produced at the festival included testi pizza and testicles in bechamel sauce, but last year’s winner was bull testicle goulash. The event was organized by chef Ljubomir Erovic, who wrote a whole book on the subject of cooking with balls. He says, “This festival is all about fun, food and bravery.” The recipes feature bull, boar, camel, ostrich and kangaroo balls. They call them “white kidneys” in Serbia and “Rocky Mountain oysters” over here, presumably to trick people into unknowingly eating the things.

Delightful dishes on offer at the freaky food festival this year included testicle pizza and the ever-popular goulash style bulls’ testicles. Visitors taste a selection of the meals before a judging panel decides on which ones really stand out. The festival also has a “ballsy” awards ceremony, where they award people for acts of bravery. One of this year’s winners was Barack Obama because, according to Erovic, “He’s the bravest man in the world ... Obama took over the world at the most difficult economic and political times. He showed he has balls.” The other prize went to American pilot Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger who last year glided a passenger jet into the Hudson river in New York rather than risk crashing in a densely populated area trying to reach an airport.


Eating meat is not for human beings, much worse is to eat the genitals of animals. Besides consuming these kinds of things with the intention of increasing their sexual appetite, accompanied by much alcochol and also doing it with a competitive spirit, shows very clearly that those who participated in this content are totally under the influence of the mode of ignorance.

WHAT DO THE VEDIC TEACHINGS TELL US?

The demoniac mentality is described here. The demons have no satiation for their lust. They will go on increasing and increasing their insatiable desires for material enjoyment. Although they are always full of anxieties on account of accepting nonpermanent things, they still continue to engage in such activities out of illusion. They have no knowledge and cannot tell that they are heading the wrong way. ... The result is that they become more and more attracted to two things – sex enjoyment and accumulation of material wealth. ... Such demoniac people are only attracted by wine, women, gambling and meat-eating; those are their aśuci, unclean habits. Induced by pride and false prestige, they create some principles of religion which are not approved by the Vedic injunctions. Although such demoniac people are most abominable in the world, by artificial means the world creates a false honor for them. Although they are gliding toward hell, they consider themselves very much advanced.

Śrīla A. C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupāda :
“The Bhagavad-gītā As It Is”
Purport in Chapter 16 – Verse 10
“The Divine And Demoniac Natures”